What is wrong with white people?

Goddamnit! You whities are giving me a bad name! I am ashamed to be a part of your race! I refuse to have anything to do with you! I am Damian that’s it nothing more nothing less and definitely not a cracker like the rest of you!

Phew! That feels a whole lot better. Now you may be wondering what set this whole thing off. Well there’s no easy answer it’s a number of things.  Most of which I won’t go into as it depresses me to no end. But I shall delve ever so lightly into certain issues. To keep it at the lowest common denominator I limit myself to discussing Hollywood. That most essential of corruptors.

 Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, Angelina Jolie, Ashton Crotcher et al: No one group pisses me off more than these “Gen X” morons! Dear lord their mere existence is making the world a stupider place!

 

Paris demonstrating the skills that made her famous

For instance let us take Miss Paris “Crotch-rot” Hilton for example. She is now bemoaning her 45 day jail term as being “too harsh and unfair” and has blamed her manager for saying its ok to drive without a license…

Right…

I suppose I am expecting way too much from someone whose real rise to fame was the superlative “shaft working” they did. Hell fame is guaranteed when you make a movie of yourself trying to air start your “man friend”. In these circumstances I suppose you’d think society would allow you to get away with out actually using the grey matter that cushions your “man friend’s” penis…

 

 

Britney spots her new landsc…er husband “Impregnate me!” she cries

Next we have Britney…I’m sorry I’ve just lost all will to live…You want me to go on? I shall then push forward as she is no doubt getting ready to push out another loin rat. Why do we need her on our front pages??? Where are the real heroes in society for young kids to follow? Can you name one firefighter, paramedic or cop who has died in your area in the line of duty protecting you and your family? Most will say no but they will know the name of the landscaper (read G-A-R-D-E-N-B-O-Y) she’s humped, eloped with, had the child of and has now divorced…will…gone…must…go…on….  *GASP* Head…spinning…more     to     say     there     is…

 

 

The contest with Mia Farrow had gone too far…

Angelina. Damn woman are you trying to complete your ethnic kid collection?? Dipshit there is no prize when you get to the bottom of the box, no secret decoder ring, nothing! Trying to have a competition with Mia Farrow is like being first in a masturbate-a-thon: even if you win you’re still a wanker! Look I’m not “anti-adopting other races”, really I’m not. Sure, there are long term psychological issues of not belonging that are rather prevalent with children who are adopted out of their own race/creed/religion/culture but that’s not the point.  What I am against is the fact that Angie here decided to get exotic. What, are there no Asian, Black, White or Purple kids who NEED a home in the US? Then again why drive a Ford when you can have a Ferrari? Sorry Timmy no home for you because you’re not exotic enough, you should have been from Outer Mongolia instead of Detroit. Actually while I’m at it I call upon Angelina to adopt a White child from overseas! Her and Brad making one of their own is a total cheat!!!

Booo!!!

Ah bugger it…

 

Ashton Crotcher on the set of “Punk’d”

Finally, Ashton. I’ve seen his bio. He’s got a degree. He’s still a complete tool.

There you have it.

These are people my generation chooses to venerate. It’s sad. Thank the gods I’m an honorary Hakka. For those of you too lazy or ignorant to know what that means here’s a link:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hakka  

Go read while I go have a lie down…